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January 05, 2006

Laurence: Sea Of Lost Children

The Crown Prince put down his teacup.

"There is no abortion in the Kingdom," he said.

He smiled. We smiled.

Ten hours later, the GPS unit told us to stop.

"Welcome to the Sea of Lost Children," said our guide, pointing at the dunes.

We took turns digging.

Eventually, we found them.

"Suffocated in plastic," said Bob. "Postnatal. No abortion."

"Just plain murder," I said. "How convenient."

That's when we heard choppers.

We tried to run, but soldiers surrounded us.

"Keep digging," commanded an officer. "You sought them out, so join them now."

Ever breathe plastic?

I don't recommend it.

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