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October 16, 2005
Laurence - Down in the Den
If you want to come in Hell's Den, you need to play by the rules:
Leave your shoes outside. Your socks, too.
Cut the knuckles on your left hand with a silver knife.
Knock three times. Two raps, a pause, and then one hard knock.
Really hard. It's a long way down, and it's sometimes hard to hear.
Stand back. Door opens fast.
No saints allowed.
Only sinners.
Got diseases? Bad diseases?
Good. The more the better.
But when you come to Hell's Den, come alone.
Once you're inside, trust me, you won't be lonely.
Tell them Jesus sent you.
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Now that Yom Kippur is over, can we assume that you're insulting other people's beliefs to build up a stockpile for next year's atonement?
Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 16, 2005 08:49 PM · Permalink · Rate It: + / - Current Rating: 0
Posted by: Laurence Simon at October 17, 2005 07:45 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / - Current Rating: 0
Posted by: Jim Parkinson at October 17, 2005 08:24 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / - Current Rating: 0
Hey, Jim, when are you going to be a featured author?
You post enough stories on a regular basis to. Heck, more regular than some of The Iron Authors. (heh)
Posted by: Laurence Simon at October 17, 2005 08:45 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / - Current Rating: 0
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