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October 22, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 22

Today you are a cereologist :

One who specializes in investigating crop circles.

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Ted: Would you believe...

"Can you believe that these blokes actually PAY us to come out here and 'investigate' this stuff?"

"Quiet, Brian!. You wanna blow the whole thing, you wanker?"

"Bugger, Seth. Bugger them too. It's not like we make the damn things. But these blighters are so ready to believe bleedin' monsters did it, they'ed buy anything we tell 'em, right. They've no clue about real science, do they? I heard it's some blokes doin' this by strapping boards.... Hey! What the hell is that?"

"Brian, I don't think I like the looks of that. Is it a machine? Is it... AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!"

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Laurence - Trampled Leaf

This one's real, that's for certain.

Usually, it's a corn or wheat field near a high school or college that's been trampled.

For the publicity. The "Hi Mom" factor.

Complexity means fraud, since I know they like to keep things simple.

Besides, why would students or farmers draw attention to a huge marijuana patch like this?

The Feds want to burn it, but not before I get a few photos and… ahem.. samples.

Now now now… they're for purely academic reasons.

But I have to admit, some of these flasks make radical bongs.

What the heck - pass the burner.

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