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October 09, 2005

Volume 7, Issue 9

Somebody has been arrested.

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Laurence - If you give up that right

He has the right to remain silent.

I wish he'd use it.

I swear, I've never heard a guy shriek so much. The whole trip back to the station, he's done nothing but scream at the top of his lungs.

Just when I think he's ready to stop, he just gets even louder.

Bastard.

Okay, so procedure says he's supposed to go in the back seat and not on the hood, but I've got a birthday cake in the seat.

And the trunk's full of presents.

No way he's sitting up here with me.

Two more blocks.

Hold on, pal.

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D: Impersonating a Police Officer

“You have the right to remain silent.”

Bill, she’s gagged.

“Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.”

She can’t say anything. Will you cut out the Robocop routine?

“You have the right to have an attorney present.”

She’s the District Attorney, Bill; I think she knows that part.

“If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you free of charge.”

Bill, for chrissakes, will you look around you? This stuff costs a fortune. If you're done with the shtick can we untie her and get her out of that rubber uniform?

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