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October 07, 2005
Volume 7, Issue 7
Mohammed El-Baradei and the IAEA have won the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize.
The word for today is peace.
Stacy: Nessmania
Since we're supposed try and keep this little project apolitical, I'll stick with good old Les today:
And in fact, there are many examples in history of hogs replacing horses. In the ninteenth century, an Englishman trained swine and drove four in hand through London with these curious steeds. Altogether with its potentialism repressed as it ordinarily is, the pig is a veritable Pandora's Box of exciting possibilities. This has been Les Nessman with a wrap-up of today's major news stories.
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Laurence - Hickburg
Sue and Johnny eloped to Hickburg, thinking they'd have the local Justice of the Peace marry them.
It's what every pair of young star-crossed lovers did in Fayette. It's what each of their parents did in their time. Their grandparents, too, if you could believe anything those old farts ever said.
Driving down the road to Hickburg, the trees got thicker and thicker.
They never did get to the town, as if the forest had just swallowed it up.
So, they went to Vegas. Lived happily ever after, too.
Years later, the forest ate Fayette.
And it's headed this way.
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Michele: This Means War
Les Nessman may have seemed like a man of peace, but I bet if you argued about the veracity of his hog reports, he'd beat you senseless.
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