View All Issues« Previous Issue | Main | Next Issue »
September 06, 2005
Volume 6, Issue 6
For today's theme, write about a fashion show (any kind, any location) in the style of a crime scene reporter.
Laurence - Enjoy Your Stay
The majestic Orbital Hilton, the "Jewel of the Sky," also has the grim nickname of "The Suicide Space Suites."
Individuals with incurable terminal diseases often purchase one-way tickets to the hotel, run up gigantic tabs, and then cycle out of the airlocks buck naked. Or they will join a spacewalk hiking tour only to sever the safety tether.
Some take off their helmets, while others fire their thrusters at the earth so they burn up like shooting stars.
Because of this grim parade, hotel policy has been changed to require a substantial deposit for all guests, refundable upon return planetside.
Ted: The Dead Swan Caper
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here on the red carpet and we are shocked at this display. The famous Scandanavian pop sensation, Bork Bork Bork, has just been slain coming out this seasons Paris fashion show. The two assailiants are still on the loose, having departed in a large, feathered, Rolls-Royce. These two were dressed in bizzare swan costumes similar to the ones the singer wore a few years ago in that famous fashion disaster. But these costumes were headless and covered in gore. As they gunned her down in cold blood, one was heard to scream "Quack now bitch!"
Michele: More or Less
Tonight's fashion show featuring Less Nessman has been cancelled due to a raging sinus infection.
Tickets can be exchanged for turkeys.