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August 08, 2005

Laurence - Game show

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In his hideout, Ayman Al-Zarqawi pouted.

"They love the Hezbollah and Hamas," he grumbled. "The parades. The diplomacy. The material support. Why not me and my resistance fighters?"

That's when Wheel of Fortune came on the television, and the idea hit Zaraquawi like a brick.



It's a blend of People's Court and Wheel of Fortune. Collaborators and sinners confess their crimes against Islam, the Sharia judge finds them guilty, and they spin The Wheel.

Most of it says "BEHEADING."

Know what's sick? "AMPUTATION" actually brings relief and joy to the condemned.

And even sicker, it'll be on CBS soon.

Comments

Couldn't be any worse than the Gong Show- that was slow death.

Posted by: drackip at August 8, 2005 10:08 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / -   Current Rating: 0

Oh yeah. Ratings going down down down down down!

Posted by: Laurence Simon at August 8, 2005 12:42 PM · Permalink · Rate It: + / -   Current Rating: 0