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July 10, 2005

From the Comments: Allah

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The Inuits called it muklukluk. An ordinary fish in all respects, except for the mysterious pigment that colored its scales a brilliant emerald green.

The pigment had an unusual property, they discovered: it made the fish taste differently to people depending upon their moods. Spite, hate, anger, and bitterness made muklukluk taste sweet. Love tasted salty.

It became a staple of Inuit wedding ceremonies, the couple's love confirmed when they took their first bite and felt a burst of saline.

That was their last bite, too. No couple ate muklukluk after their wedding day. The sweetness would have been unbearable.

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I myself have tasted the muklukluk, my friends. Like a million sugar packets, it was.

Posted by: Allah at July 10, 2005 04:39 PM · Permalink · Rate It: + / -   Current Rating: 0