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June 08, 2005

Laurence - The Perfect Costume

As Halloween approached, Dana made a robe, tunic, and headdress of the feathers, stapling and gluing them into place.

She tried them on and turned in front of the mirror.

"Perfect," she said.

"What are you doing?" asked Toby, her little brother.

"I'm going to be Queztocoatl, " said Dana. "This will get me lots of candy."

"You look like a Las Vegas hooker," said Toby.

"How would you know?" said Dana. "You've been watching the blocked channels again! MOM! MOM!"

Toby panicked.

He lit a match and tossed it at his sister.

"Now you're the Burning Bush," said Toby.

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