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June 10, 2005
Laurence - Jihadi Squirrel
The trembling from Parkinson's dissipated, itself a victim of the destruction HIV was doing throughout his body.
The machines kept him going. Until...
They found the account numbers.
Dam-
He was gone.
And then he was back.
Yasser looked around.
No Paradise. No seventy-two virgins. No throne of Allah.
"What is this madness?" he wanted to say.
It came out as: "Chitter!"
Yasser scampered out of his knot-hole, down his tree, and he looked in the pond.
"Chitter!"
He looked around, and saw a squirrel in a tiny wheelchair.
Yassin?
He blamed the Jews, and declared a jihad. For...
NUTS!
Comments
Okay, so I promised no politics or PLO-bashing, but this theme was a volley shot across my bow and I could not sit idly by without responding.
Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 10, 2005 07:35 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / - Current Rating: 0