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June 07, 2005

Laurence - Back and Forth

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Podcast of this storyWhen the clock strikes one, I put down my shears, grab a spear, and head out the front door of my shop to challenge Hans, the baker across the way.

"SHAKA ZULU!" I shout, and I hurl the spear at his shop's front door.

*THUNK*

When the clock strikes two, I know that Hans will soon hurl the spear back at my door.

"SHAKA ZULU!" echoes across the street.

*THUNK*

Folks around here know to get down or keep clear.

So today, when I hurled the spear...

*AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH*

Screams pierce the air. Sirens in the distance, approaching fast.

Bloody tourists.

Comments

Thank you. Today was one of those days that needed to start with random stupid people snuffing it.

Posted by: Keiran Halcyon at June 7, 2005 05:36 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / -   Current Rating: 0

I think I should keep a running bodycount of characters I've killed off in my stories.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 7, 2005 07:58 AM · Permalink · Rate It: + / -   Current Rating: 0