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May 17, 2005

Andy: More Than a Mouthful

I saw it on the news.

Some crazy ass woman chopped off her husband's dick and drove away with it. Cops caught her crying by the side of the road, but they didn’t find his dick.

I tell you what, my wife ever did a fool thing like that, she'd damn sure be sorry.

So anyway, I hear this scratching at the trailer door, figure it's Sam come back from his walk. Because a dog should be free, like the wolves, see.

He comes in, tail wagging, with a goddamn dick in his mouth.

I knew that dog was queer.

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